Whew what a day of paper shuffling! It took me all morning to decide whether or not I'd have a salad for lunch. Literally all morning. I decided on potstickers and sesame chicken. No, I don't feel guilty, although, I am still hungry. I'll ponder this tomorrow morning. Well I'm on the precipice of my daughter's 1st birthday. Somewhat a double edge sword of happiness and the blahs. I mean wow, the first year is over and now onto the next phase of potty training, saying "no" over and over and over and watching her sprout teeth and an attitude. I've put away the wretched (although life saving) pump. No longer do I have to spend 15 minutes every 3 hours trying to remember cascading waterfalls to feed my lil' girl. I don't have to tolerate the stares of the athletes wondering why this woman comes into the women's bathroom in the gym sans workout gear and carrying a suspicious black case. Aaaaah I will miss planning what I would do if I ran out of batteries and would have to hook myself to the wall and then the maintenance guy comes in and I'm sitting there with my bra around my neck trying to frantically shove my boobs somewhere. What will I plan now?
My significant other slept on the living room floor last night, versus in our bed. This would be okay had we been in a normal fight however, we weren't, at least not that I know of. I asked him why he was sleeping on the floor in the middle of the living room and he answered "it's safer"...hmmmm my mind is reeling. Is he afraid he'll axe me in the night because I've told him over over how much I don't like him? Or is it because he drank too much and the floor is just closer to the floor? Must figure this out!
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